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pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.


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You know how you know that I’m excited for an ~event~? I willingly woke up before 9AM.


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"If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead"

Can’t we just skip to that part?



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  • Jack: Hannibal, are you eating a human being?? are you a cannibal????
  • Hannibal: No, Jack *sticks a human finger between his teeth* it's a metaphor

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If you think about it, L’s initial set up for Light in “Death Note” was the biggest plot convenience.

He had to find a death row prisoner named Lind L. Taylor, get him to agree to appear on tv on the day he was scheduled to die and then have him agree to say everything on the script without adding any personal messages or anything of the sort.

Alrighty then.


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What fucking barn ass place did these apes grow up in that they can’t figure ohhh you know, flush the toilet, not piss on the seat, and wash their damn hands?? Y’all have no bathroom etiquette and you should live in a god damn zoo.


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Anonymous
What state do you live in?

taur:

constant anxiety



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kiisaki:

The gang is back in Ikebukuro.

kiisaki:

The gang is back in Ikebukuro.

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WRITE YOUR GOD DAMN ASSIGNMENT, ALEX. WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! YOU SLEEPY FUCK!